I've just got back from visiting Dawn. She's not feeling great at the moment as she's just had some cosmetic surgery that went a bit wrong. I did tell her not to use 'Dr Surjerees Mobile Cosmetic Clinic' as he uses it as a surgery in the day but at night it turns into his mobile kebab van 'Kebabylon'. Kev said one time he had a kebab and he wasn't sure what meat was in it and thought it might be left over from a tummy tuck that had been done earlier. He said it was much tastier than normal.
Dr Surjeree's name should be Brian but his Mum is dyslexic and spelt it 'Brain' on the birth certificate. It's pretty funny really, but I feel a bit sorry for his brother Malecum. Brain isn't a real Dr but he says in this day and age it doesn't matter and that he has a level 1 health and hygiene certificate so that shows he's not stupid.
Dawn was meant to have butt implants and lip fillers but Brain had smoked a bit too much weed and got a bit mixed up. Consequently, Dawns lips are bloody massive and she looks like she's got two golf balls in her back pockets. Could have been worse though, our friend Tiffani wanted lip implants too but Brain forgot to ask her what lips she meant before sedating her and now she's got the biggest cameltoe in Manchester.
Haha
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