So I thought I might give him a little bit of a treat. Usually when he comes round I'm mostly wearing a tracksuit or my dressing gown, so I thought I'd buy some new underwear to add a bit of variety. Well, Asda had some good deals but unfortunately the ones I wanted weren't in my size. So instead I was a bit daring and shopped online for some smalls (although you can't really call anything I wear small. LOL!) Anyway, they arrived and I excitedly put them on ready for his visit. I'd gone all out and ordered some crotchless panties. Unfortunately, in my rush to put them on I accidentally put my foot in the whole in the middle hole so all I got was a rather unfortunate gape on my thigh, no crotchless effect and difficulty walking. On answering the door I managed to pitch head first into the garden and hit my head on a gnome. I have a terrible black eye now. On the plus side, we did have some al-fresco fun even though the neighbours were banging on the window the whole time. Why the hell they have the cheek to complain when it's their security lights spoiling our private moments is beyond me.
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